In Which I Receive a Little Box of Vegan Surprise

[Holy craft, Batman!]If your mom ever made an excellent treasure hunt for you and your greedy, unappreciative siblings, you remember how tingly your toes and fingers got when you finally reached the treasure chest full of whoknowswhat. Now you can have that transcendent shivery feeling and a box of crafty vegan surprise in the mail, and you don't have to share them...or fish clues out of the toilet.